Wednesday, January 03, 2007

What I really want for Christmas

This Christmas was crap. All I got were:

  • A drum set
  • A new watch
  • A Lexus SUV with a big red bow on it
  • A few books
  • Random bones
  • An ellipsis for a heart
  • A foot-massager
  • Mystical powers
  • Hot-tub sex
  • Glaucoma
  • And another virgin birth

What I really wanted was this adorable, drowsy dinosaur: