I don't understand the music of The Knife

But thankfully, The Knife's Silent Shout did not top Heart on a Stick's Consummate Spreadsheet Aggregation of Bloggers' Top Albums of 2006.

Dance lessons

Just thought it might be a good idea to get back to this blog's roots.

As if

Romo Defeats Truman

What I really want for Christmas

This Christmas was crap. All I got were:

• A drum set
  
• A new watch
  
• A Lexus SUV with a big red bow on it
  
• A few books
  
• Random bones
  
• An ellipsis for a heart
  
• A foot-massager
  
• Mystical powers
  
• Hot-tub sex
  
• Glaucoma
  
• And another virgin birth
  

What I really wanted was this adorable, drowsy dinosaur: